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2ColdScorpio
 Newbie (10 Posts)
9/26/2002 3:31:09 AM
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QUOTE:
Originally Posted by shroudofturin:
HEY BIG MIKE!! As long as you're still planning, a few suggestions I'd like to make...
DON'T make the product 'internet based.' Our government is already communist enough without your help.
DON'T keep tinkering with product activation. The idea has gone more than far enough, thank you. It works fine now, but only because people whined and complained about it. Must I mention the communists again?
DON'T double system requirements again for no apparent reason. If my computer can run Unreal Tournament at high rez it oughta be able to handle the danged OS it runs on!
DON'T screw up backwards compatibility this time around. The compatibility features in XP are nice, except that if a game won't run in XP's normal mode it probably won't run in any of the compatibility modes.
DON'T discriminate against us poor end[l]users who don't have the cash for the pro version. If you're going to make something pro only, make it something that the average joe has no use for. Meaning you're going to have to come up with some new features, because the only pro only crud last time around was all the cool stuff and the rest of us got stuck with the leftovers.
DON'T give me links to anything stupid that I'll have to delete. Aka any internet service signups or training videos. If I'm dumb, you should have some way to find out during install. ESPECIALLY not AOL.
DO give us some decent way to change/edit themes. If you're going to have themse, they should be at least as customizable as the old GUI (sans all those nice computer-crashing cracks out there now).
DO provide some decent games. I know that's our job as users, but really it takes time to install all the stuff on a new computer/OS. More importantly, one stinkin' pinball machine and a few different patterns on the back of your solitaire cards DO NOT CUT IT IN THE MODERN WORLD.
DO think about a little gift. Something free goes a long way. A few months' free internet would be nice.
ON THE OTHER HAND, if I see you trying to integrate MSN Explorer again, heads will roll. That stupid butterfly needs to die BAD, 'cause that's all he ever did when I tried to run him. Besides, MSN Explorer's look is awfully intrusive, and it doesn't go well with every webpage. You can't expect us to spend ALL our time on your websites.
WATCH THAT PRICE TAG! Why are we paying so much money for one little CD, after all? I mean, especially back in the good ol' days--we paid 90 bucks for an update from 95 to 98 and all you really changed was the last character in the name!
CLIPPY MUST DIE! If I want clippy's help, I'll ask for it. And that goes for his pals, too.
ONE GOOD THING ABOUT LINUX: multiple GUIs. Try it. Heck, we might even like it.
NETSCRAP BELONGS ON THE SCRAP HEAP. Don't give in. Kill 'em all the way. When Blackcomb comes out, ship us IE 8 or 9 free of charge. As for MSN Explorer? See above.
Above all, there are 2 final rules:
1. The customer is always right.
2. If you think you're smarter than us, see rule number one and then skip down to rule number three
3. If you don't like it you can [censored.] Put together the last characters of my sentences and you'll get a hidden message specially intended for you software developers who don't believe in rule numero uno. Start on the next sentence. Apples are good. Prunes are not good! I like apples. I do not like prunes. This sentence ends in a blank space Apples are very good. Prunes are not very good. Prunes are yucky! And I am finished.
If you didn't figure it out, those last letters for that hidden message: .!.. ..!. In other words, he's giving yo uthe double bird.
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